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When a list-sib linked to that picture, I thought it was such a hoot; I just couldn't resist writing this snippet. The original explanation read:
What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

One assumes the cat -- [a] was not hurt, and [b] is very patient, indeed. Another view can be seen on Flickr.

FYI -- the poodle incident is true; I was about 17, and felt so sorry for the critters. (Not that they were hurt at all, but still...) This short little effort wasn't beta'd; blame me for any mistakes, and be so kind as to point them out.




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